January 2011
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
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Jan 1st
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Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
Jan 1st
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December 2010
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Dec 29th
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Fugitive in UC Irvine fertility scandal arrested... →
onlyinirvine: when I was an undergraduate the New U was filled with stories about this scandal. hard to believe that was 12 years ago. Dang.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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54 text messages
My friend just sent me the same text message 54 times. “Your going to be annoyed by text 20 but hey filling up your inbox is all in the xmas spirit”. All 54 of them used YOUR instead of YOU’RE.
Dec 24th
“I’m free, I think. I shut my eyes and think hard and deep about how free I am,...”
– Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami  (via thechocolatebrigade)
Dec 24th
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That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing songs at the top of your lungs
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Dad working with the Muppets = Not going home til...
Dec 15th
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Pucker Up! →
A post about the origins of mistletoe—-why do we kiss under it? 
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Dec 12th
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Aloooooone
I’ll be watching Frosty the Snowman if anyone would like to join me. :)
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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guacamole is so disgusting, it makes me angry.
therealestsocksinthegame: nola-darling: damekatharsis: nola-darling: #when I am the world ruler avocados will be the first to go then cilantro That is the saddest tag ever. The avocados and cilantro can come sit by me. Cilantro and Avocado sympathizers will be exiled. NO MA’AM. NO MA’AM. GUACAMOLE FOREVER The gifs! Oh the gifs! <3 Guacamole can run away with us!
Dec 12th
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“We do not have a doomsday scenario at the CDC.”
– A spokeswoman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, responding to PolitiFact’s fact check of “The Walking Dead,” AMC’s hit series in which flesh-eating zombies take over the city of Atlanta and survivors taking refuge at the CDC learn that the agency’s offices are set to...
Dec 11th
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A Charlie Brown Christmas is on right now.
Dec 8th
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Me: Can I ask you the girliest thing ever right now?
Him: Are you okay?
Me: No. There's a creature with multiple legs on the wall.
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
FBI informant infiltrates Irvine mosque.... →
Um, what? This guy. 
Dec 7th
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“Once one knows what really matters, one ceases to be voluble. And what does...”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
Dec 6th
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“The books are to remind us what asses and fool we are. They’re Caesar’s...”
– Fahrenheit 451 Ray Bradbury (via thechocolatebrigade)
Dec 6th
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Girlfriends aren't sex dolls →
wilwheaton: Amazing comment from Reddit. I wish this didn’t have to be said, but I’m glad someone said it. But, ugh, some of the other comments.
Dec 6th
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GIGANTE'S HAVING A PERFORMANCE RIGHT NOW WHICH IS...
Cervantes, ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 5th
No roommates.
But I know that if I start dancing unclothed in the apartment, they’d show up.  ;) 
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
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Watching Sábado Gigante.
Sooo entertaining. It has everything. Everyyyyything!
Dec 5th
“To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to...”
– E.E. Cummings (via thechocolatebrigade)
Dec 4th
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Subsisting on Arsenic, Microbe May Redefine Life →
Story of the day, pretty cool.
Dec 3rd
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